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Gratitude to Roaman for passing this shakti teaching down the guru line.
Namaste brothers and sisters
I’m glad you gathered here
I stole this little song
To sing of things that I hold dear
You see I used to be like you
Just a fool in the 3D
Until one day I woke up KNOWING
I’m a Starseed
So now I’m a coach, I’m a healer
I’m an indigo child
Take naked pictures by a waterfall
Because I am so “wild”
My favourite word is “sacred”
And I use it all the time
Cause it’s really good for business
Never sad I’m always high
[Chorus]
Cause I'm spiritual
Love and light the language that I speak
I don't need to face reality
I'm tripping every week
I'm spiritual
Chanting as I burn my little sage
I'm not delutional
I AM the Golden Age!
You see I love to meditate
But only when somebody’s looking
I wouldn’t want to waste a chance
To get another booking
My coping mechanism
is to smile and power through
All the shit I should be working on
But that’s what holy people do
I’ll realign your chakras
If you’re life is getting hard
I’m sending love and blessings
Now please swipe your credit card
I don’t deal with human drama
I live in the 5th dimension
But the truth is
I’m just craving your attention
[Chorus]
Cause I'm spiritual
Love and light the language that I speak
I don't need to face reality
I'm tripping every week
I'm spiritual
Chanting as I burn my little sage
I'm not delutional
I AM the Golden Age!
Im'a call it intuition
But it’s just another thought
I take no responsibility
it’s all the planets’ fault
So when mercury is in gatorade
I’m gonna be a 🤫
I put flowers in my lemonade
And call myself a witch
I gave myself a name that
I don’t even understand
I’m really really good at…nothing
But I own a conscious brand
See I’m constantly blissed out
And I make sure that people know
Have you even seen my Instagram?
I’m always in the flow!
[Chorus]
Cause I'm spiritual
Love and light the language that I speak
I refuse to face reality
I'm tripping once a week
I'm spiritual
Stressing as I burn a little sage
I'm half delusional
I think I'm living in a Golden Cage